"I can't say I've ever seen glowing female-shaped creatures in tanks, either."

'Creature' sounds so wrong. She was so much more than that, but he's not going to get into that. Or the fact that little him was definitely wearing handcuffs.

"That's not all, though... this morning when I was in the bathroom brushing my teeth, I noticed something weird with my eyes. They have strange lines if I shine a light into them."